Shortman's definitions

coke

Always better than devil juice (pepsi)

bleugh!!!! pepsi!!! MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! coke!!

by Shortman October 6, 2004

Fudgeknot

A knot of crap which causes constipation.

You are a fudgeknot becuase you are always being retarded.

by Shortman October 5, 2004

Pepsiholic

A retard who has been sighted drinking Devil Juice (pepsi) on multiple occasions.

Jonny was drinking pepsi and saying nothing but "your mom" to people all week. I guess that this means that he has become a pepsiholic

by Shortman October 5, 2004

deuschtard

A combination of "deuschbag" and "retard" for that special someone who you loath.

You are a deuschtard for drinking devil juice (pepsi) and listening to Brittney Spears!!

by Shortman February 11, 2005

Fudgenaut

Someone who seems to have been exploring crap for all of his or her life.(see fudgeknot)

You haven't seen a single episode of the brady bunch??!! You are such a fudgenaut!!!!

by Shortman October 5, 2004