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Needs America To Operate; Nothing After Two O'Clock - both describe the North Atlantic Treaty Organization's general inability to accomplish real world missions without heavily depending upon US assistance and financing, along with the seemingly inept way they can't organize the simplest of tasks or internal communications. Most countries assigned to NATO have a laxed approach to work, where quitting time is around 1400 hours every day, regardless of what is going on.
US pilot: Hey, suit up, we gotta go bomb Libya

NATO pilot: What? We can't! It's already 2pm! Time to go home!
by Short Bus Mafia April 5, 2011
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Also, any shit-hole country that thinks they're better than the US, but doesn't have the money, the smarts, or the balls to stand up and support themselves. Will openly bitch about how US foreign policy is ruining their country, but will still take Economic Aid and military support from America if offered, without thinking twice about it.
South Korea: Yankee Go Home! GI die!

US: Oh, no need for that...here's $24 billion a year in military spending so then North Korea and China won't tag-team your ass, and make you their Communist turd burglars. Now please, continue flooding our country with your poorly made products.
by Short Bus Mafia April 5, 2011
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