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4 definitions by ShmurpleJammer

1. Shmurple
The only word the rhymes with purple. Can be considered a lighter shade of purple.
Jack - "There is nothing that rhymes with orange"
Michelle - "Or Purple"
Jack - "What about shmurple?"
Michelle - "That's a cool word!!"
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by ShmurpleJammer Sep 6, 2010 add a video
2. Dank
An adjective that is variable to the situation. The meaning is to be inferred through context.

1. Good dank
2. Bad dank
1. Dude, that sack you had last game was dank!

2. Wow you need to clean out your car, its getting pretty dank in there
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by ShmurpleJammer Aug 30, 2011 add a video
3. Yurg
(v.) to make sexual grunts or other noises due to a non-sexual act
Brian: Yurg for me Win!
Win: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Kyle: Stop Yurging the Marimba
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by ShmurpleJammer May 6, 2011 add a video
4. wincest
When a person name Win makes sweet, sweet love to anyone in his immediate or extended family.
Win: Dude I had some epic, hardcore wincest last night.
Jack: Was it with Hope or your Mother?
Win: Neither, my father.
Win's Dad: 1,000 Gold!
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by ShmurpleJammer Jan 21, 2011 add a video
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