ShmurpleJammer's definitions

Shmurple

The only word the rhymes with purple. Can be considered a lighter shade of purple.

Jack - "There is nothing that rhymes with orange"
Michelle - "Or Purple"
Jack - "What about shmurple?"
Michelle - "That's a cool word!!"

by ShmurpleJammer September 6, 2010

Dank

An adjective that is variable to the situation. The meaning is to be inferred through context.

1. Good dank
2. Bad dank

1. Dude, that sack you had last game was dank!

2. Wow you need to clean out your car, its getting pretty dank in there

by ShmurpleJammer September 13, 2011

Yurg

(v.) to make sexual grunts or other noises due to a non-sexual act

Brian: Yurg for me Win!
Win: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Kyle: Stop Yurging the Marimba

by ShmurpleJammer June 1, 2011