by mortimer doorknob whale January 03, 2008
Maddest motherfucker you will ever meet. Girls are all over him, and guys wish they were him. He really is the Barney Stinson of the boring-name world. If you meet a Darryn, facebook the motherfucker.
by Rynnie Gade November 08, 2011
Incredibly good looking man, exceptionally talented in the art of cunnilingus and has love for butt fucking young girls, purely for the priceless look of pleasure and pain on their pretty little faces. Usually followed by the administration of an messy facial cumshot.
by Sky_Kitten February 24, 2010