2 definitions by Shitstain McGee

dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.
Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!
by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017
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skat fiddle

The act of applying a fat shart to fresh, clean dental floss. (Shit covered floss)
Jim cleaned Jill's teeth with his skat fiddle.
by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017
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