2 definitions by Shitshatpattywhack
A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming.
A:
"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"
B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."
C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough for my super saiyan dick."
"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"
B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."
C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough for my super saiyan dick."
by Shitshatpattywhack December 8, 2016
A person who can drink so much alcohol without showing physical signs of drunkenness that they would be considered a heavyweight amongst the Asgardians of Norse mythology.
John: Jimmy just finished a bottle of Jaeger all by himself! How is he still functional?
Jake: He's an asgardian heavyweight. He's probably just a little buzzed after that.
Jake: He's an asgardian heavyweight. He's probably just a little buzzed after that.
by Shitshatpattywhack June 3, 2018