60 definitions by Shit_4_Brains

Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007

Sphinctastic

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.

That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!

by Shit_4_Brains November 5, 2007

McKraut

An American hybrid type of white people common in many small towns throughout the United States, and particularly common in smaller towns in the Midwest and Appalachia; composed of a mixture of British Isles types (English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish) and Germanic types (German, Dutch, Swiss, Nordic, etc). Anglo-Saxon Celts.

Most of the people in my hometown back in southeastern Ohio are some variety of McKraut.

by Shit_4_Brains August 20, 2007

Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007

Rebuttlicken

A conservative or neo-conservative Republican that outwardly claims to dislike gays, but is secretly really as queer as a three dollar bill (or a fan or member of the Bush Administration).

Gannon Guckert and Ted Faggard are such ReButtlicken goons!

by Shit_4_Brains August 22, 2007

Pearl Diving

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

That lickity split lesbian won an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving - she barely ever comes up for air!

by Shit_4_Brains September 4, 2007

Bumbushead

1. an affectionate name for a loved one

2. an affectionate name for a loved one who gives you sweet sex, lovin', and sweet head

Oh, come over here Bumbushead.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007