Shimmler's definitions

Dump of the Century

A extremely large and powerful shit! Its the crap of century because it is so big that no one else can make a bigger one. Its so big it should win an award.

Brb goto take a dump of the century!

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Bonage

The act of having had sex with someone, doesnt matter who its just you got laid after a long time. or something that is really cool.

That car is pretty bonage.
I got some bonage last night.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Steamer

A fart that is extremely nasty smelling but the smell slowly comes around and won't go away. Also known as steam roller and steam roller over the mountains.

*Fart* AH you guys smell that steam roller!

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Dirper

An insult. A dirper is someone who slurps and dirps. Someone who slurps and dirps loves cock and will do anything to suck it!

Yo dirper its your turn!

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Shimmler

Hitler's mother and Himmler father.
Also used to refer to someone who is god's right hand man.

Shimmler stop smoking cock and get me my pancakes before the stones start falling on my asshole.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Santita

A word that is yelled when something goes bad that would mentally or physically hurt!

*fail exam* SANTITA!!!
*get kicked in the balls* SANTITA!!!

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Poundage

An enjoyable act of being taken from behind. Also used to refer to something that is enjoyable.

Man we need to go do something thats pretty poundage.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003