Shimmler's definitions

African Spitting Cobra

When a girl gives u a blow job and then bites the tips when ur about to squirt so it builds up so u have a fan on the neck of ur cock like a spitting cobra.. and then u release!

Man that bitch gave me a African Spitting Cobra the other day, almost took my dick off too!

by Shimmler May 13, 2003

Shimmler

Hitler's mother and Himmler father.
Also used to refer to someone who is god's right hand man.

Shimmler stop smoking cock and get me my pancakes before the stones start falling on my asshole.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Dirper

An insult. A dirper is someone who slurps and dirps. Someone who slurps and dirps loves cock and will do anything to suck it!

Yo dirper its your turn!

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Dump of the Century

A extremely large and powerful shit! Its the crap of century because it is so big that no one else can make a bigger one. Its so big it should win an award.

Brb goto take a dump of the century!

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

No Respect

A saying used on someone who insults you and you insult them, but both do it out of fun for bugging the other.

Yo you got no respect. - M
Its because you don't deserve any respect. - R

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Bonage

The act of having had sex with someone, doesnt matter who its just you got laid after a long time. or something that is really cool.

That car is pretty bonage.
I got some bonage last night.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Poundage

An enjoyable act of being taken from behind. Also used to refer to something that is enjoyable.

Man we need to go do something thats pretty poundage.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003