27 definitions by Shelly Bozdog

bridge brother

The half brother of your half brother or half sister. NO, not YOU or YOUR brother!

MIKE: Hey Honey, this is my bridge brother Alex.

HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?

MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?

HONEY: Yes.

MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.

by Shelly Bozdog July 1, 2006

correctified

Derives from a combination of "corrected" and "rectified". To make correct.

SB correctified the TJ and AM defs for Hungary by combining them minus the errors.

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006

beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 9, 2006

Gorida

Derives from a combination of "Al Gore" and "Florida". A word meaning "this contest is rigged!", as in the 2000 Presidential Election (Gore vs. Bush) where the election was "won" by George W. Bush in Florida (Jeb Bush Govenor) even though Al Gore actually had more votes.

When Dick Bush becomes President ...

The Democrats: "Gorida!"

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006

colatte

"Coe-lah-tay" = Cola + latte. The blizzard has you snowbound. You just got done snow blowing and shoveling. You are cold as hell. You're all out of tea and coffee, you can't get to the store, and it's closed anyway. But you have some cola ...

... pour the cola into a large mug, about 2/3 full. Heat in the microwave. It will taste TOO sweet when it is hot, so you have to add water (colafe) or milk (colatte). When you add milk it foams, so that's why it is only 2/3 full. If you add milk (colatte), stir SLOWLY (or it will foam TOO much). ENJOY.

by Shelly Bozdog February 5, 2007

Man from Nantucket

A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!

by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006

CiNAMA

Pronounced like "cinema". Someone who is BOTH a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) and an MA (Medical Assistant).

AT THE INTERVIEW:

HOSPITAL HR: So, what are your qualifications?

POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE: I'm a CiNAMA.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006