195 definitions by Shawn B.
The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
by Shawn B. October 14, 2003
by Shawn B. June 1, 2003
The common assumption that most UrbanDictionary authors are male. Well, surprise, gentlemen, that's not true! A lot of the better definitions here come from female authors, to be honest.
Nearly everyone here thinks that RatchetBoo's male, but it's really a female. Yes, I said *FEMALE*! That's right, let it soak in those EverQuest-ravaged brains of yours!
by Shawn B. November 24, 2003
Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.
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by Shawn B. October 20, 2003
by Shawn B. July 15, 2003
by Shawn B. June 4, 2003
To inflict destruction upon something/someone, especially by burning
them/it. Burnination can be caused by a Trogdor's wrath, a few too many firebombs, or an overexcited Fire-type Pokemon (especially one that knows Fire Blast or Flamethrower).
them/it. Burnination can be caused by a Trogdor's wrath, a few too many firebombs, or an overexcited Fire-type Pokemon (especially one that knows Fire Blast or Flamethrower).
...and so, FiFi the rogue Flareon laid burnination upon the desktop of Ima Jerkoff. For want of thirty minutes to do his homework upstairs, Jerkoff lost his actual homework assigment-a ten page essay on Isaac Asimov-and the respect of poor forgotten FiFi, who simply needed to empty her bladder.
by Shawn B. June 15, 2003