Dumscreet

n - that dirty nasty filth on and around the toilet, especially in the lid hinges.

I cleaned my toilet today and nearly ralphed anytime I removed a glob of dumscreet.

by Shanier September 07, 2008

Bridget

n - someone who is retarded or foolish.

Rhyming slang; derived from Brigitte Bardot / tardo.

Chris and Toni are a couple of Bridgets.

by Shanier September 05, 2008

Dumscreet

n - that dirty nasty filth on and around the toilet, especially in the lid hinges.

I cleaned my toilet today and nearly ralphed anytime I removed a glob of dumscreet.

by Shanier September 05, 2008