Shane's definitions

airbus

European manufacture of glued together airplanes (composites). Their latest jet the A380 carries up to 800-some people. boeingthus, is the schiznit cuz it made the 777! YEA-AH! But, Airbus is cool too.

I'm scheduled on an Airbus A319 today. (Note to self: bring glue).

by Shane February 19, 2005

smile when you say that

(Western US via cowboy movies)

Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.

"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."

"Smile when you say that!"

by Shane August 11, 2003

Vulcan

Similar to The Shocker but adding an extra finger in the stink.

The shocker wasn't enough so I gave her the vulcan

by Shane March 3, 2005

Owned

To describe something or someone that has been beating in anyway. Whenever someone is subject to humilation.

Whoa, D00D, you got owned. This is after he or she has had something happen to him or her that is not good.

by Shane August 8, 2003

hot tub baby

Due to the high temperatures found in hot tubs normal sperm can not survive. Therefore if any sperm do survive they're pretty freakish and abnormal. Any pregnancy resulting from use of these sperm results in a hot tub baby

Why does that kid have 3 arms? He's a hot tub baby.

by Shane March 21, 2005

crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

bilal

Bilal is the name of the first Muslim African to go and spread the word of Allah and the Koran to Africa

Bilal was a good man.

by Shane December 11, 2004