Shane's definitions

Siree

Referring to the coolest girl in the world. Super talented, beautiful, wonderful singer/dancer/actress, and a grand friend to everyone. If you know her you must be cool.

Siree is my best friend, so there fore I must be cool.

by Shane December 13, 2014

sprutluder

1. Adj. a whore that shoots heroin in Swedish. One of the more demeaning things you can say to a Swedish women.

Hey baby, suck me like a sprutluder wantin a fix.

by Shane August 23, 2003

cront

a term used for someone who is up them selves, rude, self centred and a bitch. It can be applied to anyone you really dont like.

Amy: Shane you are a cront!

by Shane April 5, 2005

Chenis

Chinese Penis

"That Asian man had a very small Chenis"

by Shane November 21, 2003

green day

A nu rock/punk group that serves up nothing more than the same old bubble-gum pop crap. Like most anything else "nu", they're just terrible.

Growing up in California, they also have a tremendous amount of white guilt. Their politics are at the grade school level and they couldn't tell you what they "stand for" if they wanted to or had to.

They really suck... truly.

by Shane April 9, 2005

rusty trombone

To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.


(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)

"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"

by Shane March 11, 2005

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004