Shane's definitions

yais

"yais" can't be defined conventionally. one would be less successful at defining "yais" than he/she would be at defining the contemporary english language's utility infielder, "like". "yais" is a state of mind. "yais" is understanding and misunderstanding, as well as all points described on the subsequent continuum.

you are lovely, yais; gay, yais; yais? yais; is two plus two, four? yais; (if i had the character spaces to continue, i probably wouldn't. yais.)

by shane April 4, 2005

cumdumplin

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.

Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.

by Shane January 12, 2004

Submergible

To plug all holes; to make watertight

Bill, Bob and Ed made Charlotte submergible

by Shane June 13, 2003

Jerry Springer

the act of being violent, vulgar, or commiting social no no's like incest, phedophelia, or disgusting sexual acts.

"She went Jerry Springer on me"
"you better watch or he'll go Jerry Springer on you:
"watch your kids and animals, they may go Jerry Springer"

by shane May 13, 2005

woman with a mullet

karl mellan

jesus! karl mellan has one fuckin mullet! do you feed that thing?

by shane March 23, 2004

crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

Panna

Same as nutmeg

I just gave u a panna

by Shane June 25, 2004