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Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.
“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett
by Shandon November 29, 2021
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diddle

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent
<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.
by Shandon April 17, 2008
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