4 definitions by Shakespeare's Plumber
In British English slang, particularly of north-west England this means 'lucky' or more accurately 'flukey'. It is usually applied to someone else who has just had a particular piece of outrageous or undeserved luck.
It is typically used with this meaning by young men and schoolboys throughout the north-west of England, not just Liverpool and Merseyside, but also Cheshire, etc. However, the usage can occur in other regions of England as well. It has been used to have this meaning throughout most of the period since at least the end of World War Two.
It is typically used with this meaning by young men and schoolboys throughout the north-west of England, not just Liverpool and Merseyside, but also Cheshire, etc. However, the usage can occur in other regions of England as well. It has been used to have this meaning throughout most of the period since at least the end of World War Two.
1. "Rooney fluffed the kick and then the ball ricocheted off the back of the defender's head into the net! The jammy bastard!"
2. Dave: "Hey, Gaz, you was late to class for the third time in a row, innit, how come you don't have detention?
Gaz: "Strickland was, like, too busy chewin' out some other sap and didn't notice, so I got away with it!"
Dave: "You jammy cunt!"
2. Dave: "Hey, Gaz, you was late to class for the third time in a row, innit, how come you don't have detention?
Gaz: "Strickland was, like, too busy chewin' out some other sap and didn't notice, so I got away with it!"
Dave: "You jammy cunt!"
by Shakespeare's Plumber October 11, 2010
Nickname of double Olympic snowboarding champion Shaun White. Originally coined at the Turin Games as "il pomadoro volante" dues to his aerial speed and grace and his shock of red hair. Shaun is the greatest proponent of the men's snowboarding half-pipe at this time, having invented several tricks including his trademark double McTwist 1260 a.k.a. The Tomahawk. With a parallel career in skateboarding, White has his own clothes labels and a videogame. One cool dude. He retained his Olympic championship at the Vancouver Winter Games in 2010 with an untouchable score of 46.8.
Tony Hawk: "I think Shaun is one of the most amazing athletes on the planet".
Bemused Olympic Spectator: "Whoah! Dude! What the fuck was that?!"
Helpful Canadian: "The Flying Tomato, eh?"
Bemused Olympic Spectator: "So, dude, where's all the snow?"
Helpful Canadian: "D'oh!!"
Bemused Olympic Spectator: "Whoah! Dude! What the fuck was that?!"
Helpful Canadian: "The Flying Tomato, eh?"
Bemused Olympic Spectator: "So, dude, where's all the snow?"
Helpful Canadian: "D'oh!!"
by Shakespeare's Plumber February 18, 2010
British English slang for a mature woman's breasts or lady lumps.
From Charlotte Elouise "Charlie" Dimmock, female gardener on a British TV show called "Ground Force", famous for not wearing a bra under her T-shirt. Not a good look, but inexplicably popular with older British males who possibly hadn't had any since VE Day or something.
"Ground Force" was made between 1997 and 2005 for the BBC by Endemol (the same company that made "Big Brother", the bastards) and consisted of a team of so-called 'celebrity' gardeners sneaking round someone's house while they were out and remodelling their garden for them, like possibly the world's most confused ninjas or something. No, seriously, I'm NOT making this shit up! Meanwhile Charlie's "Dimmocks" wobbled about alarmingly.
From Charlotte Elouise "Charlie" Dimmock, female gardener on a British TV show called "Ground Force", famous for not wearing a bra under her T-shirt. Not a good look, but inexplicably popular with older British males who possibly hadn't had any since VE Day or something.
"Ground Force" was made between 1997 and 2005 for the BBC by Endemol (the same company that made "Big Brother", the bastards) and consisted of a team of so-called 'celebrity' gardeners sneaking round someone's house while they were out and remodelling their garden for them, like possibly the world's most confused ninjas or something. No, seriously, I'm NOT making this shit up! Meanwhile Charlie's "Dimmocks" wobbled about alarmingly.
Shallow Man, possibly from Essex: "Cor. look at the dimmocks on her!"
Alan Titchmarsh: "I am to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it's everywhere these days. I'm such a total dimmock."
Alan Titchmarsh: "I am to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it's everywhere these days. I'm such a total dimmock."
by Shakespeare's Plumber February 18, 2010
1. Stage name of Gordon Sumner, a British musician, activist, actor and self-styled philanthropist. Prior to a solo career, he was the principal songwriter, lead singer and bassist of the rock group 'The Police'.
2. An injection of a poison via stinger by an animal or plant, such as a bee sting.
In both cases what you get is an irritating prick.
2. An injection of a poison via stinger by an animal or plant, such as a bee sting.
In both cases what you get is an irritating prick.
Sting flies round the world with an entourage of 235 people in two Jumbo Jets, in order to tell us how important it is to protect the environment.
by Shakespeare's Plumber February 10, 2010