4 definitions by Shabutacock69
Ashley: Oh WoW did you just snab in side of me!
Gerald: oh yeah could not resist anymore!
Ashley: Can you snab in my butt now please?
Gerald: oh yeah could not resist anymore!
Ashley: Can you snab in my butt now please?
by Shabutacock69 July 28, 2021
Steve: My friend shabutacocked me so hard.
Mr. Pager: How what happened?
Steve: When I fell asleep on a park bench, she tied my shoe to the leg, and lit a firework off right behind. I woke up, tried to run, then fell flat on my face.
Mr. Pager: That’s horrible, we got to shabutacock her back hard
Mr. Pager: How what happened?
Steve: When I fell asleep on a park bench, she tied my shoe to the leg, and lit a firework off right behind. I woke up, tried to run, then fell flat on my face.
Mr. Pager: That’s horrible, we got to shabutacock her back hard
by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020
An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021
Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy
Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?
Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.
Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?
Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.
by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020