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A mythical cat, with is amazingly beautiful, it has ocean blue fur and light teal stripes. It is said an Alanis can touch dirty water and purify it instantly. Natives called this the guardian of the water, there is only one on every continent with a size of lake and a height of Redwood Tree. Asians love to eat Alanis, but it might punch you.
Asian: I love the taste of Alanis
Alanis: *punch*
Asian: no you *kills Alanis* lolololololo
by Seth N Seth March 7, 2019
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