Sentinel Stark's definitions

Porsche

A type of sports car, popular amongst middle-aged men experiencing their mid life crisis. These men may also be recently divorced.

Porsche: That's German for Penis Enhancer.

by Sentinel Stark August 14, 2017

Pontiac

A former car brand that everyone seems to think was ripping off Cadillac. Pontiac was the performance division, while Cadillac is the luxury division. In the '60s Pontiac was embarrassing Mustangs left and right. In the '70s the Firebird/Trans Am entered center stage and stayed there until 2003 when it was killed off. Pontiac made good cars until the 90s, when poor GM leadership began the killing of Pontiac. Forcing the brand to make cars and fill niches it was never meant to do. By the mid 2000s the brand was near death as GM management continued to strangle Pontiac with its piss poor decisions. In 2010 Pontiac finally died when GM was forced to kill off several brands by the US government in order to get a loan to bail themselves out of bankruptcy (also from terrible leadership). It's a shame, in 2008 and 09 Pontiac was getting ready to make a comeback, only to get cut off by GM. A company buys Camaros and rebuilds them as modern Trans Ams, in hopes of keeping at least that car's legacy alive. But extremely poor decisions like the Aztek were the fatal blow to Pontiac, who may have survived had management done better, and maybe Buick would have bit the dust instead.

Pontiac made good reliable cars. Mine just ticked over 200k miles and it still runs great. All these dumbasses complaining about their Pontiacs breaking, probably drove them like total retards.

Pontiac was never trying to copy Cadillac so that dumb PONTIAC joke doesn't make sense. Pontiac shared ideas with Camaro but Pontiac cars were generally higher powered than the Camaro.

by Sentinel Stark April 6, 2017

Spongegar

A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.

It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.

Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations

I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks

by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016

Twerking

A type of dance that centers around a female bending over and shaking her ass around. It makes said female look very trashy, but is effective at arousing her targets.

This dance is most popular with black women, probably because their ass is usually the only attractive part of their body.

Damn did you see that chick twerking? She's trashy as fuck but her ass is hot.

by Sentinel Stark August 12, 2017

Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.

by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018

TiVo

Revolutionary DVR technology that stopped being impressive around 2007 when most cable companies developed their own versions that aren't nearly as expensive.

Increasingly less impressive with the takeover of internet streaming, which is making DVR technology obsolete.

Yo I'm gonna TiVo that show so I can watch it later.

The fuck is this? 2006? Watch it on Netflix, grandpa.

by Sentinel Stark July 20, 2017

Ignorant

A word stupid people use because they think it's a synonym for "stupid". It really means "lack of knowledge", while stupid means "lacking mental capability". But it has 3 syllables, and other stupid people don't really know what ignorant means, so you'll commonly see this word being slung around in arguments between morons.

Dude I hate math, it's so ignorant.

That's not what ignorant means Jimmy, just stop using words if you don't know what they mean, you sound stupid.

by Sentinel Stark August 4, 2017