Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
by selvol August 18, 2012
A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
by selvol December 17, 2013
A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
by selvol July 30, 2010
The act of Searching Public Records, looking for any "Dirt" on a person. All this is done For Free At DirtSearch.org. Where The most Comprehensive Public Record Searches are Done FREE of Charge. DirtSearch Had Established them Selves as the Premier Public Records Search Engine on the Internet. Covering Every State in the United States with over 4,500 data Sources and Counting.
DirtSearch.org
DirtSearch.org
Student 1:
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"
Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"
Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"
by selvol December 20, 2012
While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red
You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.
You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.
Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.
by selvol August 09, 2012
I am a Crafty computer Guinness that does stuff others can only dream of doing with a computer.
My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.
For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.
My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.
For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.
by selvol August 29, 2012