Selvol's definitions
by selvol August 18, 2012
Get the YAPENYINmug. A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
by selvol July 31, 2010
Get the potato textermug. A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
by selvol December 17, 2013
Get the facebook fuckermug. While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red
You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.
You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.
Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.
by selvol August 9, 2012
Get the Bitch Flippedmug. by selvol August 27, 2012
Get the Shihemmug. A condition that effects an oil pipe smoker when smoking with others (usually after a period of non-use) when after taking a hit, find they cannot seem to pass the pipe to the next smoker unless and until every hit available has been taken. Once the bowl is cashed the smoker realizes they've just suffered a case of cantpassthepipeilis and must now explain this to the other oil smokers now awaiting their turn.
"Oops sorry, the oil pipe is now empty due to my case of cantpassthepipeilis."
Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"
Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"
by selvol August 17, 2012
Get the Cantpassthepipeilismug. I am a Crafty computer Guinness that does stuff others can only dream of doing with a computer.
My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.
For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.
My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.
For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.
by selvol August 28, 2012
Get the SOLOMON WILLIAMSmug.