10 definitions by Selvol
The loud stereo playing "Clunk Clunk Ping Ping" Coming from the Car next to you while waiting for the light to change. The noise sounds as if the car from which the noise is coming from has several panels, engine parts and trunk lid loose.
Man what in the hell are those Nigger Beats.
I dont know but it sounds like some one put silverware and symbols in a clothes dryer.
by Selvol Mar 3, 2011 add a video
A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
by Selvol Jul 30, 2010 add a video
SelVol, Quite Simply the Volume control of ones Cell Phone when spoken in Ebonics.
Yo cuz I can't hear this Fool.
I think My SelVol is too low.
by Selvol Mar 30, 2011 add a video
While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red
You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.
Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.
by Selvol Aug 9, 2012 add a video
1/2 Chicano and 1/2 (kinfolk) Black.
Check out that ChiKin playing Basket Ball.
He can Jump High,
But sucks at everything else.
by selvol Aug 16, 2012 add a video
A condition that effects an oil pipe smoker when smoking with others (usually after a period of non-use) when after taking a hit, find they cannot seem to pass the pipe to the next smoker unless and until every hit available has been taken. Once the bowl is cashed the smoker realizes they've just suffered a case of cantpassthepipeilis and must now explain this to the other oil smokers now awaiting their turn.
"Oops sorry, the oil pipe is now empty due to my case of cantpassthepipeilis."
Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"
by selvol Aug 17, 2012 add a video
When Spoken in the Language of "Ebonics".
Yo Tyrone, whats YAPENYIN on the new girl in school.
She look Good.
by Selvol Aug 18, 2012 add a video