Sebastian's definitions

Scary Spice

see also Melanie B

The hottest of the Spice Girls. She was the black one with the sexy voice and penchant for leopard skin.

Had a number one single "I Want You Back" featuring Missy Elliott. Also two other top 5 singles "Tell Me" and "Feels So Good". Plus two more top 20 singles "Lullaby and "Word Up".

Also an album "Hot" and a bestselling autobiography "Catch A Fire".

Now an actress.

Can be used to signify sexiness or "token black"-ness.

Man, that girl is Scary Spice! (that girl is attractive)

or

That guy is so a Scary Spice. (that guy is the token black person)

by Sebastian December 30, 2003

Merse

A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.

1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!

by Sebastian September 2, 2008

Peta

Peta = People Eating Tasty Animals.

I love Chicken. Meat is Good

by Sebastian June 10, 2006

rockin dudes

quite possibly the coolest people on the planet.

Only true rockin dudes can rock like dudes.

by Sebastian November 3, 2003

madness

A dog with a big head from Invader zim that scares everyone away.

*Madness appears and eats egg on floor**Zim and GIR scream and run away.*

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

saucesome

when something is so damn saucey & awesome at the same time. which could be something incredibly cool or extremely hott.

whoa, your new threads are saucesome!

by sebastian March 10, 2004

Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005