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Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
by Sebastian December 6, 2003
mugGet the Turd Smugglermug.

Grunthker

Someone who MOST DEFINATLY isnt a townielistens to any form of rock music or simular stuff.One who is a mix between Punk/Skater/Goth/Grunger and maybe slighty hippish :-D
Likes to wear "baggy" tousers,black,eyeliner...and anything they fucking want too.
Can't imagine existance without music.
People who have an urge to kill any Townie they see...COS THEY SUCK !
.Dosnt really give that much of a fuck wat people think..maybe slightly insane.
Seb Grunthker~ "I like anything that townies hate..i love the whole Punk/Skater/Goth/Grunger lifestyle and taste.I dont give a Fuck wat those bastard think...I live how i want too.I love Rock music.... i have no fucking idea wat i am .....i know I'lll make up a new word to describe myself..Yey..KILL A RUDIE!"
by Sebastian July 20, 2004
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passmann

The true definition of douchebag. One that is cheap and easily replaceable. A person that has horrid body odor that needs better hygiene. No one wants this person around..EVER.. They are easily bought with cheap candy and a sorry excuse for a human being. People like to throat punch these people as hard as they can and take out their frustrations on them as if they are their exes or nemesis. This person usually drives large automobiles to compensate for their extremely microscopic..well..you should know the human anatomy..
That dumbass is a real Dr Passmann
by SEBASTIAN March 4, 2015
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abercrombie and fitch

A clothing store for mostly
metro sexual males and slutty females... usually teens. There store on several occasions has been sued due to racial descrimination. Over priced cheaply made clothing, usually sporting the name of the store in huge bold lettering.
On my birthday my gf gave me a pair of 60 dollar (they had pre-torn holes in them) abercrombie and fitch jeans. Subsiquently I took my pair of brand new levis which cost 20 dollars and tore holes in them myself. Afterward I set the abercrombie jeans a blaze for her to see the disrespect she showed me and dumped her. Dont worry thoe I patched up my levis and turned them into bitchen denim shorts so everything turned out alright in the end.
by Sebastian August 23, 2005
mugGet the abercrombie and fitchmug.

hero

A man or women willing to sacrifice themself to help others without the consideration of there own safety.
"Those who face fire without fear or armor.Those who step into the darkness without assurances of ever walking out again, because they know there are others waiting in the dark, Awaiting salvation."
by Sebastian February 20, 2004
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capn' carl

Thats Capn' carl fool!!
by Sebastian January 3, 2005
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saucesome

when something is so damn saucey & awesome at the same time. which could be something incredibly cool or extremely hott.
whoa, your new threads are saucesome!
by sebastian March 10, 2004
mugGet the saucesomemug.

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