6 definitions by SeamusOLanigan

Squat Cobbler

A sexual act wherein a fully-clothed, typically costumed subject pulls his/her pants down and squats the exposed buttocks down into a pie and wiggles around while being observed or filmed. Commonly associated with fetishists.

Synonyms: Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass.

Variants: Crybaby Squat Cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.

Dee: "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler??"
Jay: "It's when a man sits in pie. He sits... in a pie. And he... wiggles around."

by SeamusOLanigan May 20, 2016

Dragbagger

An individual who uses luggage with only two wheels for travel. This is considered highly arcane and far less preferred than using luggage with four small free-spinning wheels.

"See all those dragbaggers laboring through the airport and not enjoying life? If only they'd stop living in the past and get proper luggage with four spinners... they'd be smiling and whistling a happy tune."

by SeamusOLanigan April 28, 2015

skintellectual

A wannabe Instagram "model" who feels that he/she is savant on the subject of skincare and the like.

Follow me because I'm super hot. #skintellectual

by SeamusOLanigan January 31, 2018

scrubered

When your Uber takes significantly longer to get you to your destination than you thought it would.

Person A: We've been sitting here for 30 minutes, where you at?
Person B: Sorry bro, got totally scrubered, be there soon.

by SeamusOLanigan January 19, 2016

Boat Fuck

A chick that you fuck on a boat that you own and you fuck her on the boat exclusively in whatever city the boat is slipped.

J: "So it this chick a city chick or a boat fuck?"
T: "She's just one of my boat fucks."

by SeamusOLanigan September 10, 2016

Virusland

Where we now live; the United States of Virusland.

The first rule of Virusland: Don't Panic.

by SeamusOLanigan March 26, 2020