7 definitions by ScurryInertia

Top Definition
It is believed that Jesus is a potato. He infact was not human like the bible sugests. Pages were ripped out of the original bible with all of the information and proof that Jesus was a potato. They have been recovered and the pages are believed to be Salt and Vinegar flavoured.

God knew that potato's were a superior species to humans and a perfect vessel for our savior. The human that claimed he was jesus was nailed to a cross for his stupid ideas, the real jesus "Potato Jesus" revived fake jesus being sympathetic to the pathetic human.

Potato Jesus' whereabouts are unknown but philosophers believe he built a Spud bag mothership and ventured onward to the world ruled by potatos and where humans are grown in the ground.
Jesus was a human

No Jesus is a potato. In fact he is Potato Jesus.
by ScurryInertia September 27, 2005
A person who dips there fingers in everyone else's cake. The cake being an album or genre of music. These people only listen to top 40 music to make themselves appear cool and hip. When really they are just a bunch of n00bs who dont know what sounds good.
They commonly just take the best songs of an album and come to the conclusion that the rest is shit. They take the one song and sing it to death to ruin the entire album for everyone else.
- they are the lowest form of music listeners
Wow this album sucks theres only one good song on it. Im going to listen to it over and over and sing it out of pitch and tune.
Leave me alone you fucking music slut
The top40 music is so awesome i have no brain of my own.
by ScurryInertia September 06, 2005
(plural p101ers)

1) A disgusting variety of n00b. Often talks about his/her pen0rz and uses the infamous 1337 speak all of the time.

2) A common large bread of internet perverts ranging from 13 year olds who just typed "penis" into google for the first time - to 50 year old pedos who hunt the 13 year olds.

3) Inhabitant of the p101 forums on Govteen.

4) A variety of n00b who is sexually challenged and feels the need to share the fact with the internet.

A p101er is a commonly hated species throughout The Countdown Forum and largely Govteen. They are born into the world on Govteen into p101 not all will survive their first few weeks of Govteen. It isnt uncommon for these "p101ers" to be frozen or even banned before they have even grown to a 100 post smiley. Most will graduate from their n00b class of p101er and grow into respectable people outside p101 and branch out into other forums. But some will remain in p101 getting off over penis threads.

See also p101, pen0r, n00b
Thread: Does any1 want 2 touch my pen0rz?
reply: STFU you stupid p101er noboby wants to touch your penis, go outside and get a girlfriend you stupid n00b.

OMG p101ers have invaded countdown! We must strike back so we dont get infested!
by ScurryInertia September 04, 2005
A place infested with p101ers, it is not a nice place to go. A sub-forum of govteen that stands for puberty 101. Often joked about amongst other members of Govteen, its inhabitants are perverted teens or pedos in search of perverted teens.

Although most members would deny it, most that sign up at govteen started out as a p101er in p101 . They would have to work there way up the chain to gain respect in similar circumstances to a prison bitch would be to a prison. Only few surive their first few months as a p101, most are frozen or banned before gaining a 100+ smiley. Most likley cause of their ban would be from posting a picture of their "pen0r". Many respectable people have come out of p101 but 60% of p101ers will always be p101ers and should be shot on site.
If govteen had an anus it would be p101

Please dont make me go back to p101! I have already been pm'ed to many times about my penis!
by ScurryInertia September 04, 2005
A person that decides that it is necassary to hang around a train station. These people are often poor and Smoke Ciggarrettes. Due to their poorness they will hastle bystanders for a Cigarrette and/or "2 Bucks".
"Hey mate can i have a 2 bucks and a cigarrette."
"Get a job you stupid station bum"
by ScurryInertia July 16, 2005
Someone who gets pleasure from teabagging warm buckets of water.

Can also be used as a common insult.
What the hell is John doing in his room, he has been in there for 3 hours.

*Walk into room*

Holy crap John is dopplewanging! I never new he was a dopplewang!
by ScurryInertia September 25, 2005
A chinese penis. Can be commonly used as regular penis slang.
Used with the saying:

That guy is lower than my wang
by ScurryInertia September 26, 2005

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