27 definitions by Screaming Old Man

ecclesiastrophe

A catastrophe of heavenly proportions.

The priest slapping the baby crying at its own baptism was an ecclesiastrophe.

by Screaming Old Man March 14, 2022

Snowdaggett

The little snowballs that attach themselves to a dog’s leg after romping through the snow.

Buster, the wonder dog came running through the house with snowdaggetts all over her legs.

by Screaming Old Man November 28, 2019

felontine

an unwanted valentine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

An unwanted valentine.

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

batitude

Simply a bad attitude. Major negative vibes

Bob’s batitude was really bringing the whole family down.

by Screaming Old Man February 3, 2021

oddnoxious

Not only an obnoxious person, but odd, as well.

The dude was straight up oddnoxious.

by Screaming Old Man January 31, 2023