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Fuck Brain

The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm.
You're under the influence of fuck brain, dude... you just asked me to MARRY you!!! LOL
by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009
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DNL

"Do Not Like"

Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.
Sam: "Did you try that new peach beer?"
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"

Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."
by Scrappy SamCat October 2, 2009
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TISA

"That Is So Awesome!"
Can be used for both good OR bad occurrences.
A good substitute for the word, "Geeze!"
Adam: "I scored with that hot blonde from Hooters."
Matt: "TISA, Dude! How was it? Were her girls real?"

Matt: "My dog tore open and ate a whole box of Raisin Bran.
He left a 4-inch brown trail down the stairs."
Adam: "TISA!"
by Scrappy SamCat September 23, 2009
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Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.
"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."
by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009
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Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
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Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.
"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"
by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009
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Fuck Hair

The messy, snarled and sweaty hairstyle one has
after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.
I know EXACTLY why you're late! Your fuck hair says it ALL!!!
by Scrappy SamCat January 27, 2009
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