Scrappy SamCat's definitions

Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.

"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"

by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009

Hershey Hair

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

Whateverland

A place for people who are clueless about life.

Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.

Matt: "I think that cheerleader WANTS me!"
Sam: "Whateverland...."

by Scrappy SamCat February 4, 2009

Fuck Hair

The messy, snarled and sweaty hairstyle one has
after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

I know EXACTLY why you're late! Your fuck hair says it ALL!!!

by Scrappy SamCat January 27, 2009

DNL

"Do Not Like"

Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.

Sam: "Did you try that new peach beer?"
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"

Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."

by Scrappy SamCat October 2, 2009

Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

TISA

"That Is So Awesome!"
Can be used for both good OR bad occurrences.
A good substitute for the word, "Geeze!"

Adam: "I scored with that hot blonde from Hooters."
Matt: "TISA, Dude! How was it? Were her girls real?"

Matt: "My dog tore open and ate a whole box of Raisin Bran.
He left a 4-inch brown trail down the stairs."
Adam: "TISA!"

by Scrappy SamCat September 23, 2009