When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."
When one shaves the hair around the anus, to help keep it free of embedded fecal matter.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.
I had fudgy fur
issues until I gave myself a sanitary.
A place for people who are clueless about life.
Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.
Matt: "I think that cheerleader WANTS me!"
"Busy With Cock in Mouth"
What a chick says to dudes she hates, when they want her attention.
Especially useful when she's already digging her Sweet Baby Boy.
Can be used to describe any sexual encounter, or major screw up.
May also show optimism: "I'm hanging with Matt, gonna be BWCM all night."
NOT to be confused with "Bored With Cock in Mouth," for this is an IMPOSSIBLE scenario!
"Do Not Like"
Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.
Sam: "Did you try that new peach beer?"
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"
Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."
"That Is So Awesome!"
Can be used for both good OR bad occurrences.
A good substitute for the word, "Geeze!"
Adam: "I scored with that hot blonde from Hooters."
Matt: "TISA, Dude! How was it? Were her girls real?"
Matt: "My dog tore open and ate a whole box of Raisin Bran.
He left a 4-inch brown trail down the stairs."
The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.
With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.
Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
"Don't ask that chick out, Dude! Despite her great body, she has the Face Of A Bitch."