DNL

"Do Not Like"

Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.

Sam: "Did you try that new peach beer?"
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"

Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."

by Scrappy SamCat October 02, 2009

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.

"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"

by Scrappy SamCat March 11, 2009

Hershey Hair

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

Religionaire

Religious, wealthy, privileged, self-focused, self-serving, self-righteous, Conservative Republican-Americans who believe they have the right to push their personal Biblical morals and financial agendas on everyone else.

Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.

Religionaires are WAY OUT OF TOUCH with the average American citizen, and selfishly believe that we're stupid enough to accept their mindset or vote them into office.

by Scrappy SamCat November 07, 2012

Whateverland

A place for people who are clueless about life.

Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.

Matt: "I think that cheerleader WANTS me!"
Sam: "Whateverland...."

by Scrappy SamCat February 04, 2009

TISA

"That Is So Awesome!"
Can be used for both good OR bad occurrences.
A good substitute for the word, "Geeze!"

Adam: "I scored with that hot blonde from Hooters."
Matt: "TISA, Dude! How was it? Were her girls real?"

Matt: "My dog tore open and ate a whole box of Raisin Bran.
He left a 4-inch brown trail down the stairs."
Adam: "TISA!"

by Scrappy SamCat September 24, 2009