Scotty Nice's definitions

Snap Crackle Pop

When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.

Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.

by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019

Peony Push

A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.

Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2020

Sexy slide

When you first slide your meat stick into her honey hole after getting her all wet and ready.

We were gettin all hot and heavy and then I gave her the sexy slide and she felt my wrath.

by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019

Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.

Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.

by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021