3 definitions by Scotty C.
Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!
C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!
C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!
by Scotty C. November 15, 2007
Look at that SMITTY trying to jack those rims off that caddy.
Man, smitty needs to pull his pants up.
Man, smitty needs to pull his pants up.
by Scotty C. November 13, 2007
Someone of the male gender who is a fruitcake or plays the skin flute. A person who is a tool who gathers with other tools.
Hey sailors! Show us your anchors!
Look at that sailor from MANDEVILLE high, I bet he is A fire hazard .
Look at that sailor from MANDEVILLE high, I bet he is A fire hazard .
by Scotty C. November 14, 2007