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The act of self isolating to keep one’s self and others Safely isolated because of a pandemic outbreak of a virus or desease.

It can also be used to describe what you may get up to during self isolation such as masturbating to a free pornhub subscription.

It can also be used in different tenses like selfolating or selfolated
I have had to selfolate because i have symptoms of corona virus.

I have spent all morning selfolating, i will have to go for a shower now and get cleaned up...
by ScottishEgit March 16, 2020
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jessie biscuit refers to the way a woman holds her hand bag, primarily the bag should be of the short handled type and is held by one arm near the crux of the elbow with the arm and forearm pointing in the general direction of travel. It can also refer to a man holding a bag, for example a laptop bag, again held by one arm through the handles near the elbow.
This term is used in Glasgow, Scotland and was first uttered in the town of Castlemilk.
Look at wee jessie biscuit coming with her bag.
Mike looks a right wee Jessie Biscuit with that bag on his arm.
by ScottishEgit June 3, 2018
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to 'do the toes' means to run off in the opposite direction from whatever you are facing. In short it means to run away
I tried to give floyd his medicine but he did the toes.
I will be doing the toes at the first sign of trouble tonight...
by ScottishEgit June 3, 2018
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