284 definitions by Scott

jiggle dance

n: a dance in which an overweight male will shake his gut by grasping it firmly with both hands and waving it in a clockwise motion. This is usually accompanied with a leap from left foot to right foot and vice versa, as well as the optional singing of "The Hamster Dance" in slow motion.

When Janitor Bud started his jiggle dance, everyone in the lunchroom lost their appetites.

by Scott April 20, 2006

jiz jar

your girlfriend

i gots to go see my jiz jar

by Scott February 11, 2004

yuck

blow, yayo, cocaine. Also Yuckmouth (a side effect of doin some blow)

Me and Jamal were bored so we went and picked up a gram of that yuck

by Scott December 6, 2003

cut corners

To do something in the easiest or most inexpensive way.

I'm a lazy person, so I always cut corners on my school projects.

by Scott May 31, 2004

John Kerry

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com

Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!

by Scott March 30, 2005

woop woop

theres a hole in australia somewhere in australia called woop woop

oi, we gotta get back to woop woop bro to get us some kanga before johnny taxes us again

by Scott January 28, 2005

buttum

ass, butt, sitter

Jenny's buttum is saggy and old.

by Scott June 11, 2003