Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh
by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat
Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."
1. cause to be cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals
Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.
Borat: I like very much when your prostitutes make mouth party with me.
. This is a variation of the word schpong. The written word is very ambiguous in the fantasy world of Carlos. The pronunciation is effectively the same though.
Rick: Here I'll untangle you mouse cable from your prized HSV coffee mug.
* Rick drops mug on the floor and it smashes into a kabillion pieces*
Carlos: Ah Rick ya shpong!
A term of endearment in the fantasy world of Carlos.
'You are such a schpong!'
As in: 'You are so cool, I think you are just great!'
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