Definitions by Schlongzilla

hymen hole 

Port of entry. Tariffs and embargos may exist in the form of wining and dining.

Aye ye land lubbers. This is your captain speaking. We've spotted a large hymen hole on the horizon. Prepare to dock and unload the goods.

hymen hole by schlongzilla August 26, 2005

schlongzilla 

Almighty ruler of the schlongbeast, one who wields it with a vengeance.

With the schlongbeast in hand, Schlongzilla came charging in to settle the score. The dirty goat bitches, serviced on a daily basis, stood no match as Schlongzilla unleashed the fury of the schlongbeast.

schlongzilla by Schlongzilla October 19, 2004