4 definitions by Scat - The hot lover

Scoofitan

A word someone named Scott created specifically to post something on here. So add me up on Instagram @scott__daily and um, yeah enjoy this definition. So anyway, im kinda bored so im just gonna keep writing but you can just stop reading here because i don't know what im really saying, im basically just waffling at this point like omg definitions, am i right? ha ha

Guy1: I wanna add a word on urban dictionary
Guy2: Thats a scoofitan

by Scat - The hot lover July 27, 2019

Scoofity

The best username anyone could have. Commonly shortened to 'Scoof' which is popular around teenagers aged 16. Everyone loves the name Scoofity and it will make you 10x popular.

Guy1: What is your username?
Guy2: Scoofity
Guy1: EpIc NaMe BrO

by Scat - The hot lover July 27, 2019

Nhi

A really cute and hot Asian girl. Usually short, but cute. Very talented and good singer especially wehn singing duck songs. You dont know hot until you know Nhi.

Guy1: Dammmnmnnnnn shes definitely a Nhi
Guy2: She is so smoking hot

by Scat - The hot lover July 27, 2019

Nhi

Dear Nhi,

I am writing to tell you how frustrated i am that you are so small. You are smaller than small. You are like what happens when a oompa-loompa loses 4 inches. You are flatter than the Earth and trust me, thats really flat. Sometimes when i think of you i think of trybute because you are an idiot who doesn't know how to say tribute. You know im hot and you cannot resist my devilish charms but you insist im not. Im 9/10 and you are the 1 for me. You cannot resist me, Nhi. You are good at calling me daddy and sempai
From,

Scat - You hot love

PS. your name is literally a sound

You call me daddy so well, are you a Nhi?

by Scat - The hot lover July 27, 2019