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1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire

2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan

2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
by ScampyJoe April 22, 2006
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