5 definitions by SavageSmack

Foggy Spectacles

A man masturbates and gets as much pre-cum as he can on the lenses of a woman's glasses then leaves them face up for 12 hours to dry on the lenses making them foggy.

I was getting kinda annoyed at Amy for keeping those 3D glasses so I did the Foggy Spectacles.

by SavageSmack November 16, 2016

David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.

The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.

by SavageSmack November 16, 2016

Flying Squirrel

A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.

I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.

While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

Foggy Fishbowl

A woman queefs in a bag or bowl leaving a fishy stench while fogging up the bag/bowl, almost immediately after, a man takes a deep sniff with his whole nose in the bag/bowl.

My new girlfriend is into some freaky shit and wanted to give me a Foggy Fishbowl.

by SavageSmack November 16, 2016