Satchmo II's definitions

5-11

That need to shit. Makes it sound more appropriate.

"Man, I've got 5-11 like you would NOT believe"

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

by Satchmo II February 13, 2005

Plumage

Facial Hair. Pubes don't count.

Damn how old is Chris Pearson? That hairless little monkey can't even sprout any plumage!

by Satchmo II November 18, 2004

Crazimus

A young man named David Sawdey, but only when his hair is jelled and swirly.

"Hey Crazimus, what's up?

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

Owned

An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

by Satchmo II May 13, 2005

4-11

Erection. Often used to avoid a potentially innapropriate situation when ladies are around.

"Hey, can you get up and grab me a soda?"
"I can't. Four-eleven."

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

P-dub

Slang for PW, meaning pitching wedge. High angled club used in golf for short chips or in bunkers.

Damn, in the sand. Caddy, will you hand me my P-dub?

by Satchmo II February 3, 2005