13 definitions by Satchmo II

Pap Tats

The way a New York City cab driver says Pop Tarts.

Yo, git in da damn cah. An' bring wonna dem Pap Tats wit'cha.

by Satchmo II August 17, 2005

Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

by Satchmo II April 5, 2003

Crazimus

A young man named David Sawdey, but only when his hair is jelled and swirly.

"Hey Crazimus, what's up?

by Satchmo II March 26, 2003

Plumage

Facial Hair. Pubes don't count.

Damn how old is Chris Pearson? That hairless little monkey can't even sprout any plumage!

by Satchmo II November 19, 2004

P-dub

Slang for PW, meaning pitching wedge. High angled club used in golf for short chips or in bunkers.

Damn, in the sand. Caddy, will you hand me my P-dub?

by Satchmo II February 4, 2005

5-11

That need to shit. Makes it sound more appropriate.

"Man, I've got 5-11 like you would NOT believe"

by Satchmo II March 26, 2003

Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

by Satchmo II February 14, 2005