2 definitions by Sassyredbitch
The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018
Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay
Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet
Mom: Okay
Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet
by Sassyredbitch May 26, 2018