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Hell.

It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me

Friend : I'm sorry :(

Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know

Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017
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Let's get this strait YOU WOULD DIE FOR THAT PERSON ! If you love someone there goals become yours to . If they make a mistake there mistake becomes are mistake. They don't have food half or more of your food becomes there's . There cold you either hug them or give them your jacket . If there tired you give them a piggy back ride or you hold them (cuz most people aren't strong enough to give them a piggy back ride and I'm one of those people ) but my point is you would do anything for them and just the presents makes you feel better and if there sad you try to make them feel better and that is love .
Friend: is he cute?

Me: he's the best looking person ever!
Friend : go on .
Me: and his personality is the most magnificent thing !
Friend : wow somebody likes him .
Me: no..... I love him .
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 19, 2017
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1. A man that you love (unless you want a divorce)
2. Usually the father of the kids or an amazing step father

3.somebody you want to have sex with (unless you want to divorce or is crap in bed )
4.someone who is probably scared of you.
5. Someone you love to annoy
6. Someone who will love you even if your in a bad mood or don't have makeup on.

7.someone you would die for .
I love my husband he cares for me even if I'm being a turd
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 19, 2017
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