When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!
When your standing at the magazine rack and someone lets out a hellacious SBD fart that sends everyone fleeing for their life.
I didn't get a chance to look at this month's copy of Import Tuner, because it stunk so bad when Stump magazine racked me.
1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
Look, Stump's pulling a stump and playing with his stump!