21 definitions by Samhain_Knight

arkansas waterfall

1. A hip and fashionalbe hairstlye sported by folks indegionous to the American south or anyone who watches NASCAR for that matter.

2. See mullet, Norco Neckwarmer.

Man I need to get my AW permed!

by Samhain_Knight May 4, 2005

Belhaven Ale

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords nectar. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight April 14, 2005

Double Knee'd Knob Gobbler

A chicken head or a fellatious woman.

I made that Swamp Donkey I met at the bar last night give me a double knee'd knob gobbler.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

tar star

Refering to a paticular style of whale eye, in which there is severe discoloration, aka exhaust burn, Is a precursor to a Rusty Sheriff's Badge and a Harvest Moon.

I wanna be the first kid on my block to get all up in Bunqueefa's tar star.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Scary Uncle

1)The pediphilic uncle in every family unit that is a bit off and enjoys spending time w/ his nephews alone and unsupervised.

2)A extremely rare and difficult move practiced by participants of MXE

No Bobby, I don't want to spend the night at your house, you have a Scary Uncle.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

mahogany knot

1. Mr. Anus!
2. Your turd cutter, tar star, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
3. Term describing an idividual's sphincter that is a nice shade of brown, with a hint of redness. Kinda like devil's food cake.
4. An individuals corn hole who suffers from acute exhaust burn.

I heard the pygmy bushmen of the African plains have the most splendid mahogany knots!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Exhaust Burn

The darkening or searing around the rim of your poop chute caused by the expulsion of molten feces and methane gases. This can result in a Harvest Moon and or a Rusty Sheriff's Badge

That chicken head at the club had way too much exhaust burn for me to be tossin her salad!

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004