3 definitions by Samboni63
When you hit the public restroom, prior to a long engagement (such as a concert, ballgame, or plane ride), to avoid painful need to urinate, many hours into the event
by Samboni63 August 18, 2009
Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!
by Samboni63 April 17, 2011
the lane on a street/highway (usually the one farthest to the right), where drivers go 20 MPH slower than the people around them, and txt while driving their car
That *&%$%*# was driving 10 MPH in the txting lane - can't they wait until they get home, to text their bff?
by Samboni63 June 10, 2010