4 definitions by SamRoe

Top Definition
A negative term for a person who decides to save money. People who are savers prefer to be called frugal.

This term is used by people who are jealous of savers and are unable to save money themselves.
Tom: A penny saved is a penny earned.
Jack: You cheap ass loser.
Tom: I've saved up 100,000,000 pennies. That's $1,000,000
damn dollars! Who's laughing now?
Jack: A**hole!!!

Matt: You cheap loser why dont you spend your money on booze, hookers, and drugs like me?
Fred: I'd rather be cheap and rich, instead of spending and being poor.
by SamRoe May 05, 2008
Lies, rumors, or other untrue stories people spread about others. People do this to cover up the fact that they have no life, are bored, have issues, or to feel good at someone else's expense.

A characteristic of valley girls.
Sam: Hi. How are you?
Kim: Oh my god, Did you hear Katty is cheating on Jim!
Sam: Umm....yeah...What do you do for a living?
Kim: Oh my god, like you know Kristen is pregnant!
Sam: Umm...You have no life! All you do is gossip about others!
Kim: hahahaha, your a loser!
by SamRoe April 23, 2008
The second best friend a penis will ever have. For the first, see the defenition: vagina.
I gots not bitch just me an' muh ma f*ckin hand. w0rd!
by SamRoe May 06, 2008
One of the many things a woman can use to control men.
Mary: Hey baby, Wanna go to my place after work and do it on the couch?
Joe: Yes!
Mary: Sexual harassment! He's trying to harass me! HELP!
Joe: WTF?!?!?
Police: Alright you perv your going to jail.

Tom: Hey foxy lady I want to sexually harass you up.
Susie: You disgusting perv! Hey thats sexual her ass ment!
Tom: hmmm....sexual her ass
by SamRoe April 10, 2008

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