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Kataklysm is an STD, it looks like orange colored bumbs and is known to ooze.
"We had sex and I caught Kataklysm"
"His Kataklysm was so bad half his dick fell off"
by Sally411911 January 3, 2008
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A Koont is a male queef. It is caused by friction and the air that comes out of the anus.
"He did me so hard up the butt I Koonted"
"I was tossing his salad and he Koont right in my face"
by Sally411911 January 3, 2008
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