2 definitions by Sally SlutAlot

Monthly Vagina Rage

A super strain of the PMS infliction. Symptoms include: The ability to read minds in order to chew open a new asshole in response to a harmless comment you haven't even said yet, violent mood swings accompanied by lightning and thunder, and in general, a deep seated hatred for all things alive and breathing. Also known as MVR.

"Damn! Your girl is in a rage because you blinked?"
"Yeah man, she got that Monthly Vagina Rage!"

by Sally SlutAlot August 20, 2014

drop the midget

A metaphor for male masturbation.

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.

by Sally SlutAlot October 22, 2017