noun. (see also Hipsters Sho Hos Frails
1. A person purposely sporting
looks so fashionable it's verging on silly
2. A person wielding clothing or accessories that
are designed to serve specific functions, in an ironic or trendy
See: Messenger bags, Fixed Gear
bikes, glassless spectacles, Barbour jackets.
3. Persons so dedicated to acquiring the status of "an individual" they will follow the current hipster trends without question or hesitation. They will wear the clothes Vice magazine says they should wear, drink in the bars their favorite
blogs tell them to, and walk around
Shoreditch with an air of smugness only attainable
by those in the knowledge that
they are the coolest they could possibly be.
Wearers can also be seen sporting
ironic moustaches and silly
haircuts to further distance themselves
"See that guy over there with his bare
ankles on display because
he's rolled up his skinny jeans
and isn't wearing socks with those brown leather loafers? Yeah, he's a silly wearer."