3 definitions by S_perma

Love Juice

The thick, creamy secretion produced by a lady’s gash to allow for smooth penetration by a spam javelin, or when she has a massive wide on when she’s gagging for it.

I was licking her out and got a mouthful of love juice

by S_perma February 13, 2019

Spam Purse

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin

Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?

by S_perma January 12, 2019

Backgammon

Of homosexual sex, where one man takes his gammon around the back of another man for a spot of friendly dung punching. But without a slice of pineapple.

Marvin: Hey dude, fancy a quick game of backgammon ?
Stan: Fuck off. My ring is still oozing serious shum from earlier.

by S_perma January 12, 2019