2 definitions by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum)

A very sexy man, of whom Sammy Machlachganahshan is betrothed to.
This is a rare creature, who you will often seeing feasting on garden dirt, and flossing his fangs with grass.
This man should not be approached under any circumstance, unless you wish to talk about trees with him, in which case he will flounder around like a puppy and ask many questions about the women in your life.
If you wish to feed this noble creature, it primarily feasts on mud, meat and anything alcoholic, especially gin (disgusting I know).
That man Thomas Richardsoned that bike.

Jesus that man sure does love bikes.

Did I see him j*rking off to a bike?

I think he likes bikes an awful lot.

I'm gonna find Susan Brown.
by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022
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She wouldn't add me on snapchat </3
Are you Cammy's mum?

Will you be my mummy?

Susan Brown do you want meet up in Peebles?

Are you sure you're not Cammy's mum?

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by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022
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