SPiKe's definitions

yahoe

(also ya hoe or ya-hoe)

1. A webcam internet slut found on Yahoo! chat.

2. Any woman that you meet on the internet that shows her tits on cam within ten minutes of coaxing. They are often added to buddy lists of instant messaging services for future entertainment.

1. It only took me 2 minutes to get this ya hoe's titties on cam!

2. I'm amassing ya hoes to keep me entertained on rainy days.

by SPiKe January 27, 2004

Homestar Runner

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid

Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner

by Spike August 16, 2003

Riffin

that sexy bitch everyone wants to fuck.

"You're not getting Riffin."

by Spike October 3, 2003

rape

1. An unwanted sexual violation (sometimes known as "surprise sex", particularly if you have a good enough lawyer) received by a female from a male (it is physically impossible for a woman to rape a man) without consent.

2. Some other kind of unwanted violation received by anybody.

1. Peter raped Jane because she said "no".

2. "Argh, this music, it rapes my ears!" Said Holly.

by Spike May 3, 2003

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004

gutter-talk

A single phrase or overall tendancy in a person to over-use (or use at all) swear-words and foul insults or phrases (these being deemed foul and sweary by members of high culture).

we're far too nice to mention this. you know who you are.

by Spike May 3, 2003

Potato Cookers

Hippy, High, Drunk, Lesbian, Canadian Campers/Hikers. Cute and not cute(thats how they pair up), the best damn potato cookers in the world.

(While sitting at the campfire...)
Lesbian1: Hey, we got some potatoes. eh!?
Person1: Sweet!! Cookem up.
Lesbian2: Here ya go.
Person1: Wow!! Yer the best damn Potato Cookers in the world.

by Spike August 19, 2003