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violation

An unwanted intrusion by a person, object, sound or ideology into ones life that leaves one feeling without value or protection.
"The pornographic images piped into Peter's brain by evil Doctor X. left Peter feeling violated." - Civil rights violation, human rights violation, medical practise code of conduct violation.
by Spike May 3, 2003
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bonerpants

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.
I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.
by Spike November 27, 2004
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you got served

An insult similar to 'what now?' or 'snap'.
Oh, what now bitch?
Ha ha, oh, you got served!
by spike February 6, 2004
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suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.
"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
by Spike July 4, 2004
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struanism

an action, phrase or pose that is a perfect example of someone or something named "struan".

or

the faithful belief that someone or something named "struan" has status equal to that of a deity or demi-god; akin to a cult.
1. "i eat cheese really really slowly; i take immense pleasure from it" - a struanism.

2. "struan is god" - a struanism principle.
by Spike May 3, 2003
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rape

1. An unwanted sexual violation (sometimes known as "surprise sex", particularly if you have a good enough lawyer) received by a female from a male (it is physically impossible for a woman to rape a man) without consent.

2. Some other kind of unwanted violation received by anybody.
1. Peter raped Jane because she said "no".

2. "Argh, this music, it rapes my ears!" Said Holly.
by Spike May 3, 2003
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Fruit babies

Another word for a fruit when you realize they were once flower ovaries.
". . We're eating FRUIT BABIES!?!?"
~Mike
by Spike March 15, 2004
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