SPiKe's definitions

gutter-talk

A single phrase or overall tendancy in a person to over-use (or use at all) swear-words and foul insults or phrases (these being deemed foul and sweary by members of high culture).

we're far too nice to mention this. you know who you are.

by Spike May 3, 2003

KDP

Know Dis Piece. Being confident and knowing exactly what you're saying.

The earth is round. KDP!

by Spike August 3, 2011

you got served

An insult similar to 'what now?' or 'snap'.

Oh, what now bitch?
Ha ha, oh, you got served!

by spike February 6, 2004

bonerpants

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.

I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.

by Spike November 27, 2004

suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

by Spike July 4, 2004

Whammy Kabosh

The act of overwhelming someone with their loviness and generally making them fall in Love with you forever.

She threw the Whammy Kabosh on me and then I asked her to marry me!

by Spike January 28, 2005

struanism

an action, phrase or pose that is a perfect example of someone or something named "struan".

or

the faithful belief that someone or something named "struan" has status equal to that of a deity or demi-god; akin to a cult.

1. "i eat cheese really really slowly; i take immense pleasure from it" - a struanism.

2. "struan is god" - a struanism principle.

by Spike May 3, 2003