SPiKe's definitions

blort

A little known but very important body part.

Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.

by spike November 10, 2003

oinkus

a man or woman whoes face resembles that of a pig

god that girls ugly she is a true oinkus

by spike January 21, 2004

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005

bum raped

Where you get raped, but in the ass hole instead.

" oh my god.. i got bum raped last night"

by Spike April 29, 2004

styleee

An action taken by an amateur in the manner or style of the master; possibly with the outcome typical of the master.

Three 'e's important.

*breaks down the door and shoots four guys, before dodging three bullets*
"keanu-styleee"

*dribbles the ball past six men before blazing home a thirty-yard pile-driver*
"ruud van-nistelrooy-styleee"

by Spike May 3, 2003

fuck-ass

1. One who fucks ass
2. A dimwitted or unpleasant person

Popularized by the movie Donnie Darko, released in 2001.

"I can smell shit on your dick from here, fuck-ass."
"You are such a fuck-ass."

by Spike July 4, 2004

brabo

'Brabander', someone from Brabant, a region in The Netherlands.
Brabos drink beer and party a lot.

Those brabos really drink too much!

by Spike June 5, 2004