SPiKe's definitions

Riffin

that sexy bitch everyone wants to fuck.

"You're not getting Riffin."

by Spike October 3, 2003

blort

A little known but very important body part.

Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.

by spike November 10, 2003

Bilznatch

Noun. variant of BITCH or BIZNATCH

1. An overly disagreeable woman

2. A whiney male

1. I wanted to slap that bilznatch so badly; she's been bitching all fucking day.

2. Stop being a little bilznatch, dude.

by Spike May 1, 2004

zeddit

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

by Spike May 3, 2003

bonerpants

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.

I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.

by Spike November 27, 2004

you got served

An insult similar to 'what now?' or 'snap'.

Oh, what now bitch?
Ha ha, oh, you got served!

by spike February 6, 2004

suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

by Spike July 4, 2004