SPiKe's definitions

brabo

'Brabander', someone from Brabant, a region in The Netherlands.
Brabos drink beer and party a lot.

Those brabos really drink too much!

by Spike June 5, 2004

suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

by Spike July 4, 2004

gcc

The GNU C Compiler, for use with Linux and other open-source operating systems.

Did you get the gcc cross-compiler library for that platform?

by Spike September 24, 2004

saddleback

A position that gay men love

Ohh, I heard Neil wanted to ride Bob Saddleback..Ouch!

by Spike July 29, 2003

blort

A little known but very important body part.

Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.

by spike November 10, 2003

3g

some newb clan.

You suck so much, you gotta be 3g material.

by spike October 23, 2003

rape

1. An unwanted sexual violation (sometimes known as "surprise sex", particularly if you have a good enough lawyer) received by a female from a male (it is physically impossible for a woman to rape a man) without consent.

2. Some other kind of unwanted violation received by anybody.

1. Peter raped Jane because she said "no".

2. "Argh, this music, it rapes my ears!" Said Holly.

by Spike May 3, 2003