SPiKe's definitions

Homestar Runner

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid

Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner

by Spike August 16, 2003

crocop

noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.

verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.

You just got Crocop'd.

by Spike January 12, 2005

zeddit

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

by Spike May 3, 2003

KDP

Know Dis Piece. Being confident and knowing exactly what you're saying.

The earth is round. KDP!

by Spike August 3, 2011

blort

A little known but very important body part.

Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.

by spike November 10, 2003

e-town stomp

verb- To stomp on the head of a person who is laying in the street in an attempt to force the brain out of the cranium through either the nose or the ears. Popularized by drug dealers and gang bangers.

Shit yo' that nigga just been e-town stomped!

by Spike January 12, 2005

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

by Spike May 9, 2003