100 definitions by SNAKE

Metal Gear

A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.

Metal Gear! It can't be!

by SNAKE March 15, 2005

F.T.I.

Fuck The Industry

support tech n9ne with the FTI!!!
www.therealtechn9ne.com/asp2/fti.asp

by SNAKE April 29, 2003

Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.

Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.

by SNAKE June 27, 2005

Fighting Fuel

A nickname for Stella Artois. Its origins come from British drinking culture. Copious consumption of Stella will make someone more violent than if they were drinking any other brand of lager.

Murphy drank some Fighting Fuel. Now he is barred from every pub in town.

by SNAKE December 11, 2005

Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.

Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.

by SNAKE February 1, 2006

Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by SNAKE March 9, 2005

Westlife

The scourge of the music industry. A disgrace to the Irish people who rake in money and aren't paying tax because our backwards government gives them an exemption under a law allowing "artists" to get away with not paying up.

Westlife came on the radio, so half the room blew their brains out.

by SNAKE January 28, 2006