SMSchoirboy's definitions

Shawnee Mission South

The Home of the Raiders. I'm not saying we're the best, but if you look up the definitions of the other Shawnee Mission schools,Shawnee Mission East,Shawnee Mission West,Shawnee Mission North, and Shawnee Mission Northwest, you'll see they bag on every other school except South. The golden years of South sports have passed with the exception of a kick-ass cross country team. South doesn't necessarily fit in typical school stereotypes, we draw off the best, and sadly, the worst aspects of each school in the district. Yes we have our druggies, (North) our alcholic rich ass holes, (East) our racial minorities, (West) our sluts, our jocks, our gays, and our man-whores. But believe it or not the majority of our student body are good people who respect their teachers, school, and pears. Add to this an undying sense of school loyalty and a fierce rivalry with Shawnee Mission East and you get the genious, creative, athletic, determined school that is Shawnee Mission South.

Shawnee Mission South, a great school to go to, simple as that.

by SMSchoirboy October 21, 2011

batterball

A ball, or drop, of any semi-liquid mixture of flour combined with water. The most common examples of batterballs are the drops of cornmeal that are left over on the sticks of corndogs (usually located halfway down the stick where the hot dog ends and the stick begins) and the baby pancakes that are formed when drops of pancake batter fall onto the skillet or gridle, but are seperated from the actual pancake. Do not let the size and appearance of batterballs fool you, they are the tastiest food on Earth, if they qualify as a food.

Guy 1: Dude what do you call the leftover batter on a corndog stick?

Guy 2: A batterball.

guy 1: Oh... I guess that makes sense.

by SMSchoirboy October 22, 2011

bdellium

An aromatic gum, like myrrh, that is exuded from a tree. The spelling above is not a typo, it is like one of the only words that sounds like it starts with a "D" but actually starts with a "B".

Kindergarten teacher: Billy, can you give me a word that starts with the letter "B"?

Billy: Bdellium.

Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"

Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.

by SMSchoirboy October 23, 2011

aura sniping

Aura sniping is when in a first person shooter you are sniping, hit the area around your target, obviously missing, (seriously it would be impossible to mistake your missing the target for hitting it) and still manage to kill your victim. The mark of an expert aura sniper is when you pull off a head shot when you obviously hit the area around your targets foot without actually touching your victim. No one ever starts a game intending to aura snipe, it is always done accidentaly. Aura sniping while hacking the game is not aura sniping, it is cheating.

Guy 1: Dude you suck at this game.

Guy 2: I do not...LOOK I just sniped that guy!

Guy 1: You aura sniped him

Guy 2: I what sniped him?

Guy 1: Aura sniping is when you kill your target without actually hitting him. It was luck, it takes absolutley no skill.

by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance

Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.

by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

Publish Cheating

Publish Cheating is the act of adding a word to the Urban Dictionary and then editing the Urban Dictionary until you see the word you submitted and publish it, however, publish cheating does not always guarantee the word you submitted will be published. I have currently editted over 900 words in the hopes of getting my definitions published, and it has worked for most of them.

I sincerly doubt my definition of batterball would have been published had I not been publish cheating at the time.

by SMSchoirboy October 25, 2011

colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011