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Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012
Get the The Sandwich Rulemug. A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.
Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012
Get the Eye AIDSmug. A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012
Get the Better Than Sexmug. When, upon reaching the maximum dupstep retention levels, one's head explodes due to the intensity of the dubstep that the individual is listening to at the time of D.O-ing. Dubstep Overload kills approximately six times as many people annually than sharks AND falling pianos combined.
Lane: Dude, did you hear? Skylar was crushed by a falling piano!
Nico: What are the chances, here, listen to my dubstep, it'll calm you down.
Lane: Dubstep is anything but calming but alright.
Lane's head explodes
Nico: Great, Skylars killed by a falling piano and Lane suffers from Dubstep Overload, what next?
Nico is eaten by a flying, air-breathing shark
Nico: What are the chances, here, listen to my dubstep, it'll calm you down.
Lane: Dubstep is anything but calming but alright.
Lane's head explodes
Nico: Great, Skylars killed by a falling piano and Lane suffers from Dubstep Overload, what next?
Nico is eaten by a flying, air-breathing shark
by SMSchoirboy February 22, 2012
Get the Dubstep Overloadmug. The best thing to cross the Mexican American border. Mexican Starbursts are a Mexican candy similar to starbursts known as Now-and-Laters because when you start eating one they are hard now and soft later. A Now-and-Later is longer than a starburst, but it is also thinner than a starburst. Printed on every Now-and-Later wrapper are the words "Product of Mexico" These words are proudly printed because it is the only thing Mexico can take pride in.
Dude 1: What's Lane eating?
Dude 2: A Mexican Starburst.
Dude 1: A what?
Dude 2: They're like starbursts, except they're made in Mexico. They taste pretty good.
Dude 2: A Mexican Starburst.
Dude 1: A what?
Dude 2: They're like starbursts, except they're made in Mexico. They taste pretty good.
by SMSchoirboy October 30, 2011
Get the Mexican Starburstmug. An aromatic gum, like myrrh, that is exuded from a tree. The spelling above is not a typo, it is like one of the only words that sounds like it starts with a "D" but actually starts with a "B".
Kindergarten teacher: Billy, can you give me a word that starts with the letter "B"?
Billy: Bdellium.
Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"
Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.
Billy: Bdellium.
Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"
Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.
by SMSchoirboy October 23, 2011
Get the bdelliummug. A style of music that can not be decscribed by anything other than some extreme comparison, like...
...dubstep is the noise you hear while time traveling,or...
...dubstep sounds like a cosmic ameoba being electricuted,or...
...dubstep is the noise transformers make while having sex,or...
...it's like when your penis becomes addicted to sex, except your ears become addicted to dubstep, or
...it's the noise a star makes when it explodes,or...
...if lasers could make noise,then it would be dubstep.
If you are looking up dubstep because you actually don't know what it is, and the explanations above did not help you, then dubstep can also be explained as some sort of distorted, synthesized bass that goes womp womp womp.
...dubstep is the noise you hear while time traveling,or...
...dubstep sounds like a cosmic ameoba being electricuted,or...
...dubstep is the noise transformers make while having sex,or...
...it's like when your penis becomes addicted to sex, except your ears become addicted to dubstep, or
...it's the noise a star makes when it explodes,or...
...if lasers could make noise,then it would be dubstep.
If you are looking up dubstep because you actually don't know what it is, and the explanations above did not help you, then dubstep can also be explained as some sort of distorted, synthesized bass that goes womp womp womp.
Nico: Want to listen to dubstep?
Lane: No.
Nico: Come on, give it a chance.
Lane: fine.
-ten minutes later-
Police Inspector: how did he die Nico?
Nico: Well officer, I'm not exactly sure, but we were listening to dubstep and I think it blew his mind.
Police Inspector: Well, he wouldn't be the first, some people just can't handle dubstep's awesomness.
Lane: No.
Nico: Come on, give it a chance.
Lane: fine.
-ten minutes later-
Police Inspector: how did he die Nico?
Nico: Well officer, I'm not exactly sure, but we were listening to dubstep and I think it blew his mind.
Police Inspector: Well, he wouldn't be the first, some people just can't handle dubstep's awesomness.
by SMSchoirboy January 8, 2012
Get the dubstepmug.