SMSchoirboy's definitions

Jump Nazi

A person in a first person shooter who jumps in order to gain an advantage over an enemy. This maneuver may be executed while turning a corner to surprise their foe around said corner, or in open conflict. When killed by a jumper nazi, one feels the need to rant about their death, insulting the enemy, and try to convince themselves that they would have killed that bastard had they not jumped.

SMSchoirboy: Damn it, that jump nazi just got me... damn n00b.

TSwift_is_a_babe: I'm such a n00b.

by SMSchoirboy January 1, 2012

Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012

bdellium

An aromatic gum, like myrrh, that is exuded from a tree. The spelling above is not a typo, it is like one of the only words that sounds like it starts with a "D" but actually starts with a "B".

Kindergarten teacher: Billy, can you give me a word that starts with the letter "B"?

Billy: Bdellium.

Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"

Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.

by SMSchoirboy October 23, 2011

Publish Cheating

Publish Cheating is the act of adding a word to the Urban Dictionary and then editing the Urban Dictionary until you see the word you submitted and publish it, however, publish cheating does not always guarantee the word you submitted will be published. I have currently editted over 900 words in the hopes of getting my definitions published, and it has worked for most of them.

I sincerly doubt my definition of batterball would have been published had I not been publish cheating at the time.

by SMSchoirboy October 25, 2011

Conversation Transfer Effect

When two or more people are having a conversation and something is said that when taken out of context makes absolutely no sense, and a seperate person or group hears that particular phrase. This can result in a multitude of reactions from the group that overheard the conversation with the standard "What the hell are you talking about?!" being most common.

Guy 1 talking to his friends: Dude I had the wierdest dream last night, I was naked riding through the supermarket on a unicorn with Justin Bieber.

Guy 2 who overheard them: WTF are you talking about, all I heard was naked with Justin Bieber?!

Guy 1: sorry, it was the conversation transfer effect, I was talking about a dream.

by SMSchoirboy October 21, 2011

Mexican Starburst

The best thing to cross the Mexican American border. Mexican Starbursts are a Mexican candy similar to starbursts known as Now-and-Laters because when you start eating one they are hard now and soft later. A Now-and-Later is longer than a starburst, but it is also thinner than a starburst. Printed on every Now-and-Later wrapper are the words "Product of Mexico" These words are proudly printed because it is the only thing Mexico can take pride in.

Dude 1: What's Lane eating?

Dude 2: A Mexican Starburst.

Dude 1: A what?

Dude 2: They're like starbursts, except they're made in Mexico. They taste pretty good.

by SMSchoirboy October 30, 2011

Dubstep Overload

When, upon reaching the maximum dupstep retention levels, one's head explodes due to the intensity of the dubstep that the individual is listening to at the time of D.O-ing. Dubstep Overload kills approximately six times as many people annually than sharks AND falling pianos combined.

Lane: Dude, did you hear? Skylar was crushed by a falling piano!

Nico: What are the chances, here, listen to my dubstep, it'll calm you down.

Lane: Dubstep is anything but calming but alright.

Lane's head explodes

Nico: Great, Skylars killed by a falling piano and Lane suffers from Dubstep Overload, what next?

Nico is eaten by a flying, air-breathing shark

by SMSchoirboy February 22, 2012