SMSchoirboy's definitions
When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
Get the manatee effectmug. When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011
Get the colon of a rhinomug. The Home of the Raiders. I'm not saying we're the best, but if you look up the definitions of the other Shawnee Mission schools,Shawnee Mission East,Shawnee Mission West,Shawnee Mission North, and Shawnee Mission Northwest, you'll see they bag on every other school except South. The golden years of South sports have passed with the exception of a kick-ass cross country team. South doesn't necessarily fit in typical school stereotypes, we draw off the best, and sadly, the worst aspects of each school in the district. Yes we have our druggies, (North) our alcholic rich ass holes, (East) our racial minorities, (West) our sluts, our jocks, our gays, and our man-whores. But believe it or not the majority of our student body are good people who respect their teachers, school, and pears. Add to this an undying sense of school loyalty and a fierce rivalry with Shawnee Mission East and you get the genious, creative, athletic, determined school that is Shawnee Mission South.
by SMSchoirboy October 21, 2011
Get the Shawnee Mission Southmug. Publish Cheating is the act of adding a word to the Urban Dictionary and then editing the Urban Dictionary until you see the word you submitted and publish it, however, publish cheating does not always guarantee the word you submitted will be published. I have currently editted over 900 words in the hopes of getting my definitions published, and it has worked for most of them.
I sincerly doubt my definition of batterball would have been published had I not been publish cheating at the time.
by SMSchoirboy October 25, 2011
Get the Publish Cheatingmug. When two or more people are having a conversation and something is said that when taken out of context makes absolutely no sense, and a seperate person or group hears that particular phrase. This can result in a multitude of reactions from the group that overheard the conversation with the standard "What the hell are you talking about?!" being most common.
Guy 1 talking to his friends: Dude I had the wierdest dream last night, I was naked riding through the supermarket on a unicorn with Justin Bieber.
Guy 2 who overheard them: WTF are you talking about, all I heard was naked with Justin Bieber?!
Guy 1: sorry, it was the conversation transfer effect, I was talking about a dream.
Guy 2 who overheard them: WTF are you talking about, all I heard was naked with Justin Bieber?!
Guy 1: sorry, it was the conversation transfer effect, I was talking about a dream.
by SMSchoirboy October 21, 2011
Get the Conversation Transfer Effectmug. This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.
Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?
Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.
Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.
Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
Get the The Star Wars scoring laddermug. A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012
Get the Better Than Sexmug.