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A person in a first person shooter who jumps in order to gain an advantage over an enemy. This maneuver may be executed while turning a corner to surprise their foe around said corner, or in open conflict. When killed by a jumper nazi, one feels the need to rant about their death, insulting the enemy, and try to convince themselves that they would have killed that bastard had they not jumped.
by SMSchoirboy January 1, 2012
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Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012
Get the Eye AIDS mug.Publish Cheating is the act of adding a word to the Urban Dictionary and then editing the Urban Dictionary until you see the word you submitted and publish it, however, publish cheating does not always guarantee the word you submitted will be published. I have currently editted over 900 words in the hopes of getting my definitions published, and it has worked for most of them.
I sincerly doubt my definition of batterball would have been published had I not been publish cheating at the time.
by SMSchoirboy October 25, 2011
Get the Publish Cheating mug.An aromatic gum, like myrrh, that is exuded from a tree. The spelling above is not a typo, it is like one of the only words that sounds like it starts with a "D" but actually starts with a "B".
Kindergarten teacher: Billy, can you give me a word that starts with the letter "B"?
Billy: Bdellium.
Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"
Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.
Billy: Bdellium.
Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"
Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.
by SMSchoirboy October 23, 2011
Get the bdellium mug.When, upon reaching the maximum dupstep retention levels, one's head explodes due to the intensity of the dubstep that the individual is listening to at the time of D.O-ing. Dubstep Overload kills approximately six times as many people annually than sharks AND falling pianos combined.
Lane: Dude, did you hear? Skylar was crushed by a falling piano!
Nico: What are the chances, here, listen to my dubstep, it'll calm you down.
Lane: Dubstep is anything but calming but alright.
Lane's head explodes
Nico: Great, Skylars killed by a falling piano and Lane suffers from Dubstep Overload, what next?
Nico is eaten by a flying, air-breathing shark
Nico: What are the chances, here, listen to my dubstep, it'll calm you down.
Lane: Dubstep is anything but calming but alright.
Lane's head explodes
Nico: Great, Skylars killed by a falling piano and Lane suffers from Dubstep Overload, what next?
Nico is eaten by a flying, air-breathing shark
by SMSchoirboy February 22, 2012
Get the Dubstep Overload mug.The best thing to cross the Mexican American border. Mexican Starbursts are a Mexican candy similar to starbursts known as Now-and-Laters because when you start eating one they are hard now and soft later. A Now-and-Later is longer than a starburst, but it is also thinner than a starburst. Printed on every Now-and-Later wrapper are the words "Product of Mexico" These words are proudly printed because it is the only thing Mexico can take pride in.
Dude 1: What's Lane eating?
Dude 2: A Mexican Starburst.
Dude 1: A what?
Dude 2: They're like starbursts, except they're made in Mexico. They taste pretty good.
Dude 2: A Mexican Starburst.
Dude 1: A what?
Dude 2: They're like starbursts, except they're made in Mexico. They taste pretty good.
by SMSchoirboy October 30, 2011
Get the Mexican Starburst mug.A style of music that can not be decscribed by anything other than some extreme comparison, like...
...dubstep is the noise you hear while time traveling,or...
...dubstep sounds like a cosmic ameoba being electricuted,or...
...dubstep is the noise transformers make while having sex,or...
...it's like when your penis becomes addicted to sex, except your ears become addicted to dubstep, or
...it's the noise a star makes when it explodes,or...
...if lasers could make noise,then it would be dubstep.
If you are looking up dubstep because you actually don't know what it is, and the explanations above did not help you, then dubstep can also be explained as some sort of distorted, synthesized bass that goes womp womp womp.
...dubstep is the noise you hear while time traveling,or...
...dubstep sounds like a cosmic ameoba being electricuted,or...
...dubstep is the noise transformers make while having sex,or...
...it's like when your penis becomes addicted to sex, except your ears become addicted to dubstep, or
...it's the noise a star makes when it explodes,or...
...if lasers could make noise,then it would be dubstep.
If you are looking up dubstep because you actually don't know what it is, and the explanations above did not help you, then dubstep can also be explained as some sort of distorted, synthesized bass that goes womp womp womp.
Nico: Want to listen to dubstep?
Lane: No.
Nico: Come on, give it a chance.
Lane: fine.
-ten minutes later-
Police Inspector: how did he die Nico?
Nico: Well officer, I'm not exactly sure, but we were listening to dubstep and I think it blew his mind.
Police Inspector: Well, he wouldn't be the first, some people just can't handle dubstep's awesomness.
Lane: No.
Nico: Come on, give it a chance.
Lane: fine.
-ten minutes later-
Police Inspector: how did he die Nico?
Nico: Well officer, I'm not exactly sure, but we were listening to dubstep and I think it blew his mind.
Police Inspector: Well, he wouldn't be the first, some people just can't handle dubstep's awesomness.
by SMSchoirboy January 8, 2012
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