14 definitions by SLeepdepD
| 1. | Emoticabulary | ||
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All the emoticons for a given Instant Messenging client. "Wow, I'm impressed by your extensive emoticabulary."
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| 2. | Winchester Project | ||
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A software development project that irreversibly attains so high a level of scope creep, that it will never and can never be completed. Derived from The Winchester Mystery House. Dude1: "How's the Winchester Project going?"
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time." |
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| 3. | project magicment | ||
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Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company. Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier." Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest." |
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| 4. | status bluffer | ||
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Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't. John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer." |
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| 5. | Fart Cave | ||
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The name for an in-home office, particularly for software engineers that work from home. "Honey, I'll be working in the fart cave for awhile."
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| 6. | Wraithing | ||
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When someone (usually a boss) walks around in front of your desk all slow and quiet without saying anything, either because they're afraid to interrupt you or they want to catch you using company resources for personal reasons. "Someone keeps wraithing in front of my desk. :-L"
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| 7. | Verbomit | ||
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When, completely unwarrented, you pour out way more personal information than someone is wanting or expecting. This girl at school started talking to me; I was so happy to have someone talk to me that i just verbomited all over her.
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